Total Medals Earned: 537 (From 56 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,975 Points
Medals Earned: 4/7 (70/205 points)
Find and reclaim the big graveyard
Kill 100 zombies
Win the game on any difficulty
Kill 100,000 zombies (cumulative)
Lose the game
Find all five endings (cumulative)
Win the game on Impossible difficulty
Medals Earned: 8/12 (285/440 points)
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (35/65 points)
Use chemicals to kill Darcy.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Set Darcy on fire.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/60 points)
Kill Naja and send him back to hell.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/190 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/395 points)
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 20/21 (375/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Medals Earned: 7/14 (135/425 points)
Get a game over.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Beat story mode.
Pause the game.
Get a 20+ combo.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 15/25 (80/500 points)
Survive 14 days in a row.
Survive 3 months total
alien scenario
anarchy scenario
planet of the apes scenario
dragon scenario
goat scenario
ice age scenario
nuclear war
magical island master
virus scenario
religion scenario
robot scenario
Zombie Scenario
Survive 28 days in a row.
demon scenario
nazi zombie scenario
Survive 1 year total
Survive 3 years total
Survive 50 days in a row.
Survive 100 days in a row.
Get 100,000 points.
Survive 5 years total
Survive 10 years total
Survive 150 days in a row.
Medals Earned: 8/11 (95/295 points)
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